I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message

vi9:

slaughterhouse-ninetwofive:

albinwonderland:

ediebrit:

oh my fucking god

huge fucking trigger warning but oh my god

shots. fucking. fired.

No…no… Comedy central unfortunately hit the nail on the year and just ouch

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Only in America can you be pro-death penalty, pro-war, pro-unmanned drone bombs, pro-nuclear weapons, pro-guns, pro-torture, pro-land mines, and still call yourself ‘pro-life.’
— John Fuegelsang (via companyofyou)

theyarerealtome:

greatkunglao:

I think these are the best words in the world that man can hear from a woman.

When a woman appreciates you and would put you above any kind of perfection, you must hold for it and never let her go. Because she loves you - a person. This is literally a living treasure.

#And can we appreciate what this means for Chandler? # Chandler whose been undervalued and ignored his whole life? #His parents barely noticed him,# all his other girlfriends left him for other guys,# he spent his relationship with Monica paranoid someone else# - Richard, Jeffrey, Don her ‘soulmate’, even Joey# - was better for her than him.# And then Monica just stands up # and tells him he is more important than what had been the biggest dream of her life# better than ‘the most perfect guy in the world’#

queer-punk:

i get sexually frustrated just by looking at you

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